How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Randomize
