The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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