We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
