Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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