guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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