Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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