i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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