So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
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I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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