Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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