we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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