She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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