i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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