I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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