yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Houston, we have a blender
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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