oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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