Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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