so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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