spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Randomize
