Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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