if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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