real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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