Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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don't judge my taste in strippers
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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