there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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