they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Success! We fucked roommates!
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