there's paper in my vomit.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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