She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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