Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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