I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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