My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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