the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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