she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The air was thick with penises
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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