Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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