Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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