who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
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we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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