Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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