That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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