she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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