walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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