i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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