This girl is more easily done than said...
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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