I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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