No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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