This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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