But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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