and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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