Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(937): View more from Ohio

I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay

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(407): View more from Florida

he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You're barking up the wrong lesbian.

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(845): View more from New York

At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina

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(301): View more from Maryland

Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras

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(224): View more from Illinois

Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.

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