I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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