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• (330): View more from Ohio

  so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.

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  He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.

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  I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away

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• (510): View more from California

  In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...

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• (406): View more from Montana

  That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!

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• (518): View more from New York

  Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?

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