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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair

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• (914): View more from New York

  She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks

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  the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.

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• (415): View more from California

  I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.

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