...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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