Already got asked if we're dating
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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