dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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