Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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