Already got asked if we're dating
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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