help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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