Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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