I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
40s are totally the cure
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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