She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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