I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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