We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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